The Gentlemen A XXX Parody

Transcribed by ESO, translated by — Music It's alright soldier, hand me the gun. You're bleeding. Do you want a wet wipe? Let me freshen you up while you tell me exactly what happened. Let me freshen you up while you tell me exactly what happened. I take it things didn't go quite according to plan. That's because you're an aristocratic soldier That's because you're an aristocratic soldier and not a South London drug dealer. and not a South London drug dealer. Of course we don't like killing people. Who would? If it wasn't for your drugged up brother, we would not be in this mess. If it wasn't for your drugged up brother, we would not be in this mess. Once you start the killing, Once you start the killing, you have to finish the killing. you have to finish the killing. Look, it's a job just like any other. Sometimes you have your good days Sometimes you have your good days and sometimes you have your not so good days. and sometimes you have your not so good days. The important thing is your attitude was in the right place. It proves you have the stomach for these kind of things. it proves you have the stomach for these kind of things. The truth is, there's 24 other Dukes in this country, and you seem to be the only one that can navigate both the upper echelon of high society and you seem to be the only one that can navigate both the upper echelon of high society and shooting someone in the head and shooting someone in the head without worrying about it too much afterwards. without worrying about it too much afterwards. And to me, in this very specific and unique world And to me, in this very specific and unique world in which I operate, in which I operate, that makes you useful. that makes you useful. and very sexy. This is a one-time thing. Am I clear soldier? My pussy is so wet right now. I'm gonna fuck you so fucking good I want your hard cock inside of me So fucking bad I wanna feel how hard you are for me Can I allow your arse right down? I'm kind of glad that we're finally doing this I mean, I fancied you for quite a long time Would you mind if I had another kiss? I can feel something starting to get a bit excited underneath me Maybe I should jump on top of you for a while Just tease you with my pussy Just tease you with my pussy grinding up and down on your cock Grinding up and down on your cock as it gets harder and harder underneath my wet pussy. I can feel how much you want to be inside of me. I can feel your cock just growing underneath me with every fucking grind as I go up and down and up and down on your hard fucking cock. I can feel your balls growing as your cock gets fucking harder and harder I want to feel it inside of me so fucking bad I can feel my pussy getting wetter and wetter as I grind up and down on you just like this can you feel the outline of my pussy lips just through my thong Oh god I love the feeling of your cock underneath me Just teasing me slightly I think I can make out the shape of it as I grind on it I can definitely feel it getting fucking harder Would you like to taste my nipples? Feel how hard they are And taste them Tongue feels so fucking good on them. Oh, yeah, just like that. Taste how fucking hard my nipples are. It feels so good with your tongue. Just like that. Circle them with your tongue, just like that. Do you want to taste the other one too? Look how hard you got my nipples. just like that god my nipple's getting harder and harder the more you suck and lick on it your tongue feels so fucking good please don't stop i love how you're teasing my fucking nipple you can feel my pussy getting wetter and wetter with every circle of your tongue in my nipple. God, you make them so fucking hard. Look how wrecked they are. You really, really turned me on. Oh my God, I can feel your cock so fucking hard right now. Maybe it's time I take my panties off. Do you want to see what's underneath? Yeah? God your cock feels so fucking good Would you like to see? I told you My pussy is all fucking wet already I want to feel your cock inside of there So fucking bad My pretty pink pussy I want your hard fucking veiny cock inside of it so fucking bad can you see it getting all fucking wet? should I put a finger inside? oh my pussy feels so fucking good i can feel it gripping my middle finger as i pulsate on top of it oh i can easily see my pussy clenching on my finger just like that I bet you want me to take my panties off now don't you? Okay, you can take them off. Look at that. You can see it all now. Nothing covering it. God it really is getting fucking wet. Can you hear how wet that is? I think I want to put a finger in again. That feels so fucking good. Can you hear how fucking light my pussy is? Just from grinding on top of your cock, I'm feeling your tongue against my hard nipples. It feels so fucking good teasing myself. I can't imagine how good your cock's gonna feel afterwards. I think I want your tongue on my pussy. Do you want to eat my pussy? I want your tongue on my pussy so fucking bad. Yes, just like that. Put your tongue just over my clit. I want you to fucking taste me. me taste every fucking drop of pussy juice feel how wet i am with your tongue circle my clit with your tongue i get it nice and fucking swollen get me so fucking wet and ready for your cock i want to be so fucking wet for you yeah just like that just like that please don't stop I feel so fucking good with your tongue inside of me Just teasing my clit Running it round the outside of my labia Before you keep putting it inside of me Oh, that feels so fucking good Mmm Yes, please don't fucking stop Please don't fucking stop Oh, fuck yes, just like that Just like that, just like that oh my god I think I'm gonna cum I want to cum on your face so fucking bad I'm gonna cum I'm oh my god I think I'm gonna come I want to come on your face so fucking bad I'm gonna come I'm gonna cum I'm gonna cum on your face oh my god you're really fucking good at eating pussy gonna come I'm gonna come on your face oh my god you're really fucking good at eating pussy I think I want to take your trousers off and see what's underneath God you made me so fucking wet I think We should take these off first Tease the cock a little bit over the trousers Get it nice and fucking hard Oh god, your cock looks so fucking good. I think we should take your trousers off now. I want to put it in my mouth. So fucking bad. It'll taste so fucking good in my mouth. I love feeling how fucking hard it gets in between my hands feeling the veins on the outside of the cock as it gets harder and harder in my fucking hands. I love teasing it with my lips. Just kissing it. Tasting the bell end before putting the whole fucking thing in my mouth. I'm fucking spitting all over your cock. I can feel the fucking veins on your cock and all the blood rushing to your balls as it gets harder and fucking harder. I love filling my fucking mouth. I can feel it at the back of my throat. Mm-hmm . hmm 기분 Garriga hours Mm-hmm . Much Mm-hmm . Do Young Mm-hmm . huh Look at that, it looks so fucking good in my mouth. that Look at that. It looks so fucking good in my mouth. Get your cock nice and fucking wet your cock nice and fucking wet So I can rub my hand up and down it so I can rub my hand up and down it just like that Just like that it feels so fucking good in my hand It feels so fucking good in my hand as I caress it up and down. Slowly start the shaft, make my way up. Circle and tease the tip with my finger. And then go all the way back down again. Just like that. I can feel the veins starting to pulsate in your fucking cock. Feels so fucking good as I worship it with my fingers and palm. I love the feeling of your cock in between my hands just like this You have such a nice cock I love gripping it with a firm grasp And doing slow long strokes with your cock So twist slightly as I get to the tip Does that feel good? It certainly looks fucking good It feels so good in my hands. I love feeling the shape of your cock in between my hands. It fits perfectly, don't you think? Just teasing the tip. Get it nice and sensitive with my finger. I love teasing you slightly before making my way down the whole fucking shaft. I can really feel the blood rush to your balls now You must be so fucking aching to be inside of me I bet you want to feel my pussy Feel my pussy balls Feel how wet I am Feel my pussy pulsates On top of your cock I bet you want to feel me calm on top of you too, don't you? Would you like me to sit on top of you? I kind of enjoy teasing you a little bit first. Until you're aching to be inside of me. And feel the inside of my pussy. You look pretty fucking desperate to be inside of me now. I guess I'm gonna give you the pleasure of her. Oh, fuck. Oh, that feels so fucking good. Oh, your cock feels so fucking good inside of me. I love bouncing on top of your fucking cock. Can you feel my pussy walls as I circle on top of your cock? And feel every fucking inch of you inside of me. God, it feels fucking good. Oh, God, I thought your cock would feel this good. I could see it bulging in your fucking pants as you looked at me. oh fuck oh my god I can feel my pussy get fucking wetter and wetter with every fucking bounce oh god it feels fucking good oh fuck oh shit oh my god just like that Oh, just teasing my pussy with every fucking inch of your cock. Fuck, it feels so fucking good. Oh my god, can you feel my pussy clench on top of you? Oh my yes. Oh fuck. Oh shit. oh fuck it feels so fucking good oh fuck yes just like that I wanted this for so fucking long oh fuck shit oh my god your cock feels so fucking good inside of me oh fuck oh shit oh fuck yes just like that oh my god i feel myself getting so fucking wet on top of your cock oh my pussy's trying to fucking pulsate I feel so fucking good oh my god oh fuck yes just like that oh you can feel all the fucking veins on your cock you can feel all the gas and all the length inside of me oh my pretty pink fucking british pussy getting wetter and wetter with every fucking stroke oh i can even how tight my fucking pussy is oh your cock fits so fucking well oh god that feels so fucking good yes just like that oh fuck oh shit oh my god yes oh fuck yes yes yes just like that Oh my god, that feels so fucking good. That feels so fucking good. I feel every fucking inch of you inside of me. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god, just like that. Fuck, that feels fucking incredible. Oh shit. Mmm I love bouncing on top of you just like that. Yes, yes. Can you see my boobies fucking bounce? Yes, I go up and down on your hard fucking cock. Fuck yes, yes, yes. Oh my god, that feels so fucking good. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh yeah, just like that Fucking tease me with your fucking long cock Oh fuck Oh shit Oh Fuck Oh That was so fucking good Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes. Oh fuck yes yes yes just like that just like that just like that just like that Just like that, just like that, just like that, just like that. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah! Grrrr! Oh my fucking god, yes! Oh my fucking god, yes. You know, it feels so fucking good inside of me! Your gut feels so fucking good inside of me. Ah! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck. Mmmmm! Oh! Oh, fuck! Oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! oh Oh, fuck. oh fuck oh fuck Oh, fuck. oh I can feel so fucking good inside of me. I can't feel so fucking good inside of me oh fuck yes just like that Oh, fuck, yes, just like that. I love bouncing on top of you just like I love bouncing on top of you just like that. that I can feel every fucking inch of you I can feel every fucking inch of you. oh fuck Oh, fuck. yes just like that Yes, just like that. oh fuck Oh, fuck. oh it feels so fucking good Oh, it feels so fucking good. Mmm. fuck I love grinning on top of you just like this. I love grinning on top of you just like this Do you want to see the view from behind? Okay. Oh fuck that feels so fucking good. Oh, I'm so fucking good. I want you to spread oil all over my fucking ass. Rub it all over my big fucking ass cheeks. Rub it all in all over my big fucking ass cheeks. get me nice and fucking shiny Get me nice and fucking shiny. oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah. Oh, do you like watching my ass bounce up and down on your cock? do you like watching my ass bounce up and down on your cock just like that Just like that. it feels so fucking good inside of me Oh, it feels so fucking good inside of me. oh fuck Oh, fuck. Oh shit, my pussy feels so fucking tired. Oh, shit. My pussy feels so fucking tight on top of my cock. Oh fuck. Oh Yes, just like that. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck yeah. Oh my god, the feeling of it fucking slowly coming in and out of my fucking tight pussy. Oh fuck. Oh my god. I think I want to watch you again as I fuck you. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That was so fucking good. I think I'm gonna fucking come on your fucking cock Yes, yes, yes, yes. oh I think I'm gonna fucking come on your fucking cock yeah do you want to watch me fucking come Yeah Do you wanna watch me fucking come all over your fucking cock? all over your fucking cock yeah I don't want it so fucking bad I'm gonna fucking do it Yeah I want it so fucking bad I'm gonna fucking do it I'm gonna come all over your fucking cock yeah are you ready oh I'm gonna fucking do it I'm gonna I'm gonna come with your fucking cup Are you ready? I'm gonna fucking die I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go! I'm gonna come Oh fuck Oh, fuck! Oh fuck I think I want you to fuck me from behind now. I think I want you to fuck me from behind now do you want to put me from behind? yeah? I bet you fucking do please put it back in oh fuck oh yes yes just like that oh my god your cock feels so fucking good Oh fuck yes. oh fuck yes Oh it feels so fucking good. oh it feels so fucking good Oh fuck I can feel my pussy tightening around your cock. oh fuck I can feel my pussy tightening around your cock fuck yes Oh fuck yes. Oh fuck. oh fuck Oh fuck yes. oh fuck yes I want you to fucking let my ass all shiny again I want you to fucking let my arse all shiny again And pull that oil all over my fucking ass and pull that oil all over my fucking arse Oh yes, just like that oh yes just like that oh rub it all in oh my juicy fucking ass cheeks I'll rub it all in Oh my juicy fucking ass cheeks Mmm, fuck yes oh my god that feels so fucking oh fuck yes yes yes just like that just like that just like that oh my god that feels so fucking good oh fuck your cock feels so fucking deep inside of me Oh fuck your cock feels so fucking deep inside of me. oh i can feel every fucking inch of your cock going deeper and fucking deeper with every I can feel every fucking inch of your cock going deeper and fucking deeper with every fucking stroke you do oh yeah I love bouncing up and down on your fucking cock fucking stroke you do. Oh fuck yeah. I love bouncing up and down on your fucking cock. I bet you like the view from behind don't you oh fuck yes just like that just like that I bet you like the view from behind don't you? Oh fuck yes just like that just like that just like that just like that oh fuck yes oh that feels so fucking good yeah it can't feel so fucking good Oh fuck yes Oh that feels so fucking good Yeah it can't feel so fucking good inside of me inside of me can be like fucking stretching me out oh god it feels so fucking good yes Can feel it fucking stretching me out Oh god it feels so fucking good yes yes yes yes just like that just like that just like that oh fuck yes oh my god yes yes yes yes just like that just like that just like that oh my god yes oh my god I can feel My gargan feel cock fucking throbbing inside of me. cock fucking throbbing inside of me oh my god I love the shape and the length of your fucking Oh my god, I love the shape and the length of your fucking cock. It feels so fucking good. I can feel it so fucking deep right now. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yes. It feels so fucking good. I can feel it so fucking deep right now. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yes. Oh fuck yes. Just like that. Just like that. Oh my god that feels so fucking good. Just like that, just like that, just like that, just like that. Oh my god, that feels so fucking good. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. oh please don't fucking stop keep fucking me just like that Please don't fucking stop. Keep fucking me just like that. oh yes yes yes yes yes yes Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. oh my god that feels so fucking good Oh my god, that feels so fucking good. oh fuck oh my god yes Oh, fuck. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god I love the sound of your balls fucking slapping into my ass as you fuck me. Oh my god, I love the sound of your balls fucking slapping into my ass as you fuck me. Oh fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yes. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh shit. Oh, shit. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. oh Oh, fuck. Yes, just like that. It feels so fucking good inside of me. I can feel my fucking pussy getting so fucking wet. I can feel my fucking pussy getting so fucking wet oh Oh, fucking. Oh I can hear the sound of my fucking pussy. Oh my god it feels so fucking good. Oh fuck yes. Oh, I can even hear this sound of my fucking pussy. Oh my god, it feels so fucking good. Oh, fuck yes. Oh I can feel the tip of your cock so fucking deep in my tummy. Oh it's fucking hitting my cervix. Oh, I can feel the tip of your cock so fucking deep in my tummy. Oh it's fucking hitting my cervix. Oh fuck it feels so fucking good. Oh fuck yes just like that just like that just like that. Oh fuck it feels so fucking good. Oh fuck yes just like that just like that just like that. oh Oh fuck. Fuck Oh fuck yes. oh Oh Oh fuck. Oh my god Oh my god that feels so fucking good. I feel so fucking bad oh Oh fuck. oh Oh fuck yes yes yes. Fuck yes yes yes mmm Oh my god I'm gonna want you a cock every fucking day after this. Oh my god yes. It feels so fucking good inside of me filling up my tight fucking pussy. stretching out my pretty pink pussy walls. Stretching out my pretty pink pussy wall. I really feel my pussy pulsating on top of you. Oh my god yes. Oh my god, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, oh shit. Oh, shit. Oh god, your cock feels so fucking good. Oh, god, your cock feels so fucking good. Oh, oh, oh, fuck. Oh. Oh, fuck. oh Oh, fuck. oh Oh fuck. oh Oh yes. oh yes Don't fucking stop. I'm gonna cum on your fucking cock. don't fucking stop i'm gonna come on your fucking cock Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Oh my god, please don't stop, please don't stop. Oh my god, please don't stop. Please don't stop. I'm gonna fucking cum, I'm gonna fucking cum. I'm gonna fucking cum. Oh, I'm cumming, I'm cumming. Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm cumming. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh shit. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Okay. I want you to look me in the eyes as you fuck me. I want it inside me so fucking bad again I want it inside me so fucking bad again. please put it inside of me Please put it inside of me. oh fuck Oh, fuck. oh it feels so fucking good Oh, it feels so fucking good. oh fuck yes just like that just like that just like that oh my fucking god I love looking deep oh fuck yes just like that just like that oh my fucking god I love looking deep into your eyes into your eyes as you fuck me just like this that feels so fucking good oh my god yes just like that if you fuck me just like this. It feels so fucking good. Oh my god, yes. Just like that. please don't fucking stop your cock feels so fucking amazing oh my god I love having every Please don't fucking stop. Your cock feels so fucking amazing. Oh my god, I love having every fucking inch of it inside of me fucking inch of it inside of me stretching me out just like this can I feel my pussy walls stretching me out just like this. Can I feel my pussy walls tightening on the cock? tightening on the cock oh god it feels so fucking good oh can you feel how wet my fucking pussy is Oh god it feels so fucking good Oh can you feel how wet my fucking pussy is I think you can fucking hear it too I think you can fucking hear it too oh god it feels fucking amazing you being deep inside of Oh god it feels fucking amazing You're being deep inside of me just like this me just like this i can feel the veins on your fucking cock do you thrust deeper and deeper I can feel the veins on your fucking cock Do you thrust deeper and deeper inside of me inside of me oh my god it feels so fucking good i love having your cock buried deep inside my oh my god it feels so fucking good I love having your cock buried deep inside my fucking pussy fucking busy oh it's so fucking wet for you oh fuck your cock feels so fucking good oh fuck it's so fucking wet for you oh fuck your cock feels so fucking good oh fuck yes just like that oh my god yes yes oh my god just like that just like that just like that oh fuck yes just like that oh my god yes yes oh my god just like that just like that just like that just like that just like that oh my god my pussy is so fucking wet oh fuck yes yes yes just like that please oh my god my pussy is so fucking wet oh fuck yes yes yes yes just like that please don't don't fucking stop oh fuck yes yes yes oh my god oh fuck yes oh fuck oh my god yes yes yes fucking stop oh fuck yes yes yes oh my god oh fuck yes oh fuck oh my god yes yes yes Oh my god, it feels so fucking good inside of me. Yeah, just like that, just like that, just like that. Oh fuck, yes, yes, yes. Fuck. Yeah, that feels so fucking good. Oh, just like that. Oh fuck, yes. Oh fuck. oh my god yes yes yes please don't fucking stop oh my god you can feel the curve of your fucking cock hitting all the right fucking spots just like that burying itself deep inside of me oh fuck yes yes yes oh fuck oh fuck yes yes my pussy loves your cock inside of it so fucking much god that feels incredible oh fuck yes oh fuck fuck oh it feels so fucking good I love you watching me as you fuck God that feels fucking amazing Oh my god Oh your cock feels so good Oh yes Oh my pussy is so fucking wet for you and your cock Oh my god oh yes yes yes yes yes oh god that looks fucking amazing your cock just going in and out of me just like that oh fuck yes oh fuck it feels so good oh fuck yes just like that just like that just like that you're gonna make me fucking come again if you keep doing that i want to come on your cock so fucking bad oh you're gonna make me come yeah you want me to come on your fucking cock again i want it i want it so fucking bad yeah don't fucking stop fucking me i'm gonna come i'm gonna come all over your fucking cock are you ready you ready for me to come all over your hard fucking cock deep inside of me yeah I'm gonna fucking come oh fuck I'm coming oh fuck okay I think I've come enough now I think it's time for you to come and I'm gonna let you come somewhere very special upon my face oh your cock looks so fucking good in front of me just like this oh it feels so fucking good oh i'm wanting to come all over my fucking face Oh fuck. Oh you fucked me so fucking good. Felt so fucking good inside of my purse seat. I want it so fucking bad. Oh god your cock feels so fucking strong and fucking hard in between my hands. Feels fucking rock solid. It feels so fucking good. I want it so fucking bad. Oh my god yes. Oh my god that's so fucking bad. Oh my god it feels so fucking good in my fucking hands. Oh my god it feels fucking amazing. Oh you fucked me so fucking good today. Oh fuck! Oh my god, you came so fucking much. Look at what you did to me. You fucking came all over my fucking pretty face. You covered me in all your fucking cum. Well, I heard it was good for the skin, so I might just leave it here for a little bit. and welcome to the jungle soldier.