Pimpin' Is Easy

Wankz! It's time to look at the big picture. Profits are down everywhere. Blowjobs are down. Half and halves are down. And rim jobs are down? Even rim jobs. Just look at these projections, motherfucker. It's time to diversify, Daddy. It's the new normal. The biz has changed. This is 2021. And if you want to be the biggest pimp in town... You've got to change your game and get serious. Look at those bumps in Chicago. Our margins are a joke. And this is our overhead. We need to fix this so we can give more head. I'm thinking our new fragrance line and merch. And those boys down in R&D are this close to our new robo-host project. But we're just so far from market. We need to change now and before the third quarter. Our shareholders are going to think we're a joke. And if we don't turn new tricks now, we're all fucked. Oh, mixing business with pleasure now, are we, Daddy? What the hell do you think you're doing? Don't make me get HR on your ass. Yeah, time's up, Pimp Daddy. Nah, we're just fucked. Perfect. Let's see some of that. Well, this is our business, and it is time to get serious. This is the brainstorming we needed. What do you think, Big Daddy? Time for a collab? Time to go after that low-hanging fruit. It won't be hanging for long. I'll take these off again. Now we're seeing some big-time growth. Oh girl, you suck that dick so good. You get what you pay for. That's why I have that corner office. Oh, that's... Ha, ha, ha. Ahh! Oh my god, it is so good sucking his cock. Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes. This is so good. Oh, baby. Oh my God. So everything. Oh yeah. Oh my god. My turn. Oh, big daddy, like, my orange dick. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yes! Oh, fuck it. Um. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, Big Daddy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. She tastes so good. What? Oooh yeah baby. Oh fuck yeah. Fuck yeah baby. Right daddy? Yeah. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Fuck. Oh god. Oh yeah baby. Oh my god. This is so amazing. Oh god. Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah. Oh you look so pretty on pimp daddy's cock. Oh me. I can't get enough of this. I'm gonna die. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, my god. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Fuck. I love that you pooped, daddy. Mm-hmm. I love you so much. Oh, come here. She looks so good right here, doesn't she? Oh, fuck. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Oh, come. Fuck. Here. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Come here. Oh, you're gonna come on your dick like that. You're fucking good. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. That felt so good, big titty. You gotta try this. Yes, please. You want me to put some more of this on? Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh my god, yes. Yes, yes. Alright. Oh my god, you're getting it so weird. Oh, yes. Oh, shit. Oh my god, yes. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, fuck. You feel so fucking good, big daddy. Oh my god, yes. Yes, baby. Yes. Yes, baby. Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. Oh, I can't breathe there, baby. Oh, yes. Oh my god. Fuck, it feels so fucking good. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh my god. It feels so good right now. Oh my god. Yes, baby. Oh my god. Keep going. Don't you stop. Oh my god. Yes. Fuck yeah. You want me to come again, don't you? Fuck. Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god. Oh fuck yeah. Yes. Yes baby. That feels so fucking good. Oh my god. You want to come fuck us from behind don't you? Yeah? Okay. Let's go big pimp daddy. Okay fuck us doggies. Oh baby. I want some of that actually too. Oh my God. Oh yes. Oh, baby, yes. Oh, my God. It's okay. Oh, my God. Oh, baby. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. You're so cute, Pussy. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Yes. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yes. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Make it a turn. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes, daddy. Yeah. Did I get it. We beat you to it. I feel so bad for you, Alex. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, right there. Right there, little pumpkin. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. You're doing so good. So good. Oh, yes, daddy. Yeah? Ah, don't fuck me like this. Ah, mom. You better get inside this pussy. Ah, ah. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah? Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck, eh? Oh, yeah, there's their fucking tears. Oh, fuck. Oh, thank God. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, baby. Ah, oh, my God. Yes, yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, yes, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yes, baby. Oh, just like that. Oh, my God, right there. Oh, yeah, see you in a few hours. Oh, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, baby. Right there, right there, just like that. Yes, yes. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, baby. Mm-hmm, yes. Fuck yeah. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes. Yeah, hop on that. Mm-hmm, yes. Oh, my turn. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Right there. Oh, yes, stretch my tape as I go. Just like that. Fuck. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck, oh, my gosh. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. I'm so fucking good right now. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh. Mm-hmm. Oh, it feels so good. It feels so good. Mm-hmm. Oh, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm... Oh, Jesus. Please. Oh, shit. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Just keep going, please. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck you. Fuck you, everything. Fuck you, yes. Oh, shit. Oh, yes. So good, daddy. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, I love it. Hi. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Right here. Fuck! Oh, yeah, give me all your fucking cud, daddy, yes. Fuck you. Oh, my God, daddy. Thank you, daddy. Oh, my God. Oh, you're the best, daddy. That's exactly what we needed. Now, remember the chart over here. And remember your ABCs. Always be coming. Genius. Exactly. I think we got this now.