Let Them Eat Cake

Yes. What did you invite me over to do? Because my belly is already taking over. That's okay. It just wants to get better acquainted. It's tough to say hello. Are you a little hungry? Oh, okay. Mmm. Pretty tasty. I was like, I like it. Do you like it? I do. It was delicious. Yeah, seriously. I'm going to go to the restaurant. I do. That was delicious. Yeah, seriously. I don't know. It's just... It can't be contained. It has a mind of its own. But it's gonna get there anyway. It's true. Maybe just a little bit before we dig in a little bit. Decorate my big belly? Oh, yes. Just a little. Just a little smidge. You could put a little... Hi. Oh, wait, wait, I got a better one. How about... Oh, oh, oh, so cute. Let's see. Do you want to eat? Oh, yeah. And then, oh, I need some more. What? There you go. Oh, I'm hungry. I was like, no, okay, let's go for it. I'm hungry. That's what it's here for. That's why I got a big one. It's like a chair. I was like, mm. So I just thought we could have some fun with cake. I agree. And I probably should have put my little clippy on. Oh, well, before all that, well, like, well, mm-hmm. OK. Cake is so messy. It is. We don't want to wear our pretty hair. I love it, though. I don't care if it's messy. Okay. Yes. I was like... Are we gonna have a frosting fight? We'll do it. Do you think we can? Oh, you know what this makes me, uh, Hook, you know, in the, have you ever seen that movie? No. Oh, there's, um, it's a movie called Hook and they fling. It's supposed to be pretend food, but it's like a bunch of frosting. It's so awesome, but it makes me think. It looks good. No, no, no, no, no. That way you could totally flick that. Wow, but I'm gonna do this. Since you have one on me. Oh yeah, on your food yard. Yeah. Where? Teas. Pssst. I love this stick figure, maybe, for my silk. There we go. Yeah. There you go. There you go, too. I can't do that. I'm like. Oh. My body. You got a little, I mean, I have a little palette. Picasso. Oh, that's really pretty. Yeah, it is. Nice, pretty too. All right, I'm gonna put it in there. Oh my gosh. It's like when you play with oil, It feels like oil. Yeah, it does. It's got a nice little sheen to it, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. It's so soft. So sheen. I reckon someone might need to go back, because that feels good. Yeah. All right, let's get a nice little base here. Wow. Can I help you? Can I help me? Yeah. Right. Oh, wait. There we go. Fuck. Uh-oh, look. It wants some too. So they sign it. Alright. Okay. Oh, the teacher. No, that was a chair. Say, ah, girl. Take a nice big bite. Oh. Good? Mm-hmm. Is that a mission? Uh-huh. Did you try it? No, that was a chair. Say, ah, girl. Take a nice big bite. Oh. Mmm. Good? Mm-hmm. Is that a mission? Uh-huh. This is good, huh? Oh, good. Come on. I thought you had some more. Oh, yeah. Mom is flying. I'll eat that bite. Remember, please. Um... Well, it's like... I'm back to the wall. It's like... Because I was trying to get a little closer, so I didn't, like, do throw you, like, pink. I mean, it's my frosting. I love this. We should play more. Right? With Kate? Uh-uh. Uh-huh. I don't... What? I don't want to get it off. Hmm? No. I was like, I thought you were gonna put that in my mouth. Tricked you. What happened? I decided to, I feel slimy right now. Yeah. Here you go. Let me clean your fingers off. Mm-mm. Oh. Mm-mm. One more. Mm, nice. All right. I have no, I don't want to poke you. Mm-mm. You're not poking. I'm so considerate, aren't I? Yeah, but let's just... Save some for later? Yeah. That's the spot, though. It is. It's the save for later spot. Mm-mm. Store some for the later there. Yep. Put some frosting. If you haven't noticed, this is where I like to store my things for all year. Yeah. All 365. I'm storing for winter all year. Okay, put some in there. Oh, that's, yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Jiggle, jiggle. Mm-hmm. This feels so good. I know. Let's find another bite, please. Oh, oh, oh. I almost flopped it. Oh wait, here. I'll grab from my side. Mmm. Do you like it with more or less frosting? Both. Both? Okay. I'll give you a middle. Good? So good. Yeah. Can I, uh, I'm just gonna tuck some very lightly in there. Oh, the jiggle. Oh, the poor cake. The cake is loving it. Don't. Cake is loving it. It is. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Look how it just mashes right in. Oh my goodness. Yeah. It's like, it's really pretty actually. It does. The nice teal color it's blended into. It does. The nice teal color it's blended into. So I think your belly needs more of this cake, don't you? Yeah, but let me, let me. Gonna knead it in like biscuits? Yeah. Yes. Oh no, it's tall enough. Nice and crumbly. We're making cake pops on our bodies. Yes, we should sell them. Oh my God. We should. All right. What are we gonna do? I wanna put your belly on the cake. Oh, here. You just get it in? Yeah, you tell me and I'm slug. Ready, set, yes. Yes. Oh yeah. Jiggle it in there. Oh my goodness, that is so fucking hot. It is. My view's amazing. Oh my god, we're not gonna take it all with that. Made a nice little slope. Did it? Yes! Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. Your belly's so jiggly and soft. Thank you. Oh my gosh. Well, it's really jiggly, my wife, I love this. How was your leg? It's pretty jiggly. Yeah. It's pretty jiggly. But now I'm getting all the cake off here. I know, I'll get you to take it off. Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah. This has been a fantasy of mine for a long time. Oh, I'm going to make it happen. Oh, yeah, you are. I am obsessed with your ass. And now, you know, I get to put some cake on cake. Oh, that feels nice. It's a little cool but it feels good. Does it? Yes. Mmm. God damn. It's the booty that just keeps going. It is. Like I'm exploring everything. Everybody better be jealous because this is... Mmm. I love the egg. Oh, it's cake. Mm-hmm. You know, what idea? Mm. Let me just get a little piece of cake without frosting. Ooh. Tuck it there. Nice. It's a nice little- I have a plan. Crease. Yeah. Ready. Oh, yeah. I like that you're having a- Oh, I'm having a ball. Listen, if you invite me over I'm gonna get messy. Yeah. And I'm gonna fulfill one of my little, my little fantasies with your booty. Let's see. How does that feel? Amazing. I didn't know being wrapped down in case, it feels so good. Right? Yes. I love the way your ass and your hips jiggle. They have a mind in their own. They do. You can't really take credit for it. See, I wish mine were like this. There's a lot of buds to carry around. It is, but it's hot. I like your belly because of how it's soft it is, and then how it does its little loop. I'm like, oh yeah. Get my hands on that right now. Something's sad. And then, Oh. Delicious. Enjoy. Oh yeah. I wonder if I can, no, no but I can, how? How? Mm-hmm. You used it as my plate? Oh, it's, I have a whole tray for you. You do. Okay. Mmm. I'm ignoring this side. Come to mama. Oh my goodness. Let's see. That's nice. a smishy part of cake let's see mix it in Is that anything like full body cake mask on this? Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I mean, we got your booty. Yeah. We're gonna get my belly again. Yes. And then we got some boobs. Yeah. And maybe... All the good spots, you know? Yeah. Maybe we'll finish off with some feet. Mmm. Mmm, fuck. See the way it jiggles? hmm so big I can't even get all the way over jiggle the other half right my arms are like right here having fun with us It is a cake pop now though. It is? Yeah. Yummy cake pop. Mm-hmm. Let's see if I do this. I'll jiggle it this way from top down. It's different how your hip and your booty jiggles when I do it like that. Yeah. Compared to this. This is so heavy from the body. It is. You gotta grab the whole side. It's a whole thing. I didn't already grab my whole. Give it a hug. Yeah. Yeah, it's better to do. It's like a big ol' hip to like a bear. Ugh. Yes. Hmm. All right, sweetie. It's my turn. Is it? Yeah. I want to get your belly. You're going to get my belly? Yes. Mm-kay. I'm ready. Goodbye, beautiful ass. I love you. I will go very far, though. Oh, well, look at what you've missed. This big giant belly. It's my favorite. Is it? Yeah. It's yours too, huh? Yeah. You ready? Mmm. Yes. Oh my gosh. I bet it looks even better covered in cake swinging now than it did the first time. Mm-hmm. Oh, so heavy. Is it? It is. You should play with it in a minute. Yeah, I do. I want to. Tease them. I'm captivated over here. Are you? Just like you. Hypnotize with the belly. So big. It really jiggles. I love it. Does it? Mm-hmm. Oh, I feel like it's extra heavy tonight. And extra dingley. It's definitely doing it. How's it going if it's done? It does. I think it's a little hungry. A little hungry? Just a little. You should feed it. I actually got around that for sure. Do you? Yes. Make it taste nice and sweet? Yeah. I mean, it's all right and nice and sweet. This is just the cherry on top. That does feel good. Yeah? It's kind of cool, isn't it? It is. I wonder if this is how it felt on your ass. I mean, I would think so. I like it. It's like smooth. Right? It kind of feels like a nice little, I don't know, that's why I said mask. Like a mud mask. Yeah, it doesn't fit a little bit. Yeah. It exfoliates the belly with the cake icing. And then I'll smush it in there, though. Mm-hmm. Rub it in nice and good. Oh, it's so heavy. You feel how heavy it is? Yeah. Is it hard to lift with one hand? It is, but I'm making do just fine. Are you? Yeah. I know he's enjoying it, too, so. Oh, yeah. You know. See, my gosh. Just rubbing your fingers through it. Can you make it swing, too? Yeah. A little bit more. Oh, that's nice. Very nice. I'm having a... All I need is the Righteous Brothers to start playing. What about my jiggly ass thigh? We didn't put some there. I know, we didn't. See, you get a cake pop too. Mmm. Yeah. So, just like I tasted your ass cake pop, didn't I taste my belly cake pop? Of course I am. Make them jealous? Yeah. Want all that? Mmm. Yummy. So good. Mmm. That's so delicious. Nice and sweet. I'm surprised we have this much cake left with our big bodies. It was a pretty hefty cake. It's true. Really get it in there. Yeah. It's nice and covered, don't you think? I think so. Yeah. I know you think so too. But uh, guess what? What? There's one spot you missed. How did we miss that? Well, it's kind of not thought about always. I mean, look at saying hello. Look at this place. Ooh, it's so soft and squishy. Mmm. I know, all natural too. Ah, you see? You've been waiting for this too, I bet. Yes. Yeah. I know you have. I have. He has been waiting for it. Yep. Can I see your other one? Yeah, see that's a bit. Yeah. You know, relaxing this is... So you can lean back too. Oh yeah. Yeah, I get a nice little massage. That's right. While I jiggle. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. I love how they kind of like thwap back and forth if you really get them going. Really? Yeah. Just flying away? Yeah. Can you jiggle them like that? Yeah, like that? Exactly. Mm-hmm. Look at the cake flying off your hands. It's so funny. I feel it. I hear the bing, bing, bing. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Take a big chunk of it and squeeze. Oh, like that? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Right? It's like a stress ball. It is like a stress ball. Just calm down. Relax. See? Just rub the bat wings. Yeah. That's nice. But you know, all this jiggling has made me just a tad hungry. Yeah? I need a bite. What do you think? I think it's time. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. It's a little tiny, actually. She liked it. Yeah. I'm a hundred year old. Wow. Ready? Oh my gosh. Look at this one. I think this one's the squishiest. What do you think? It's pretty squishy. And this one, what do you think? Not as squishy, but still pretty squishy. Yeah. Yeah, this one's definitely my favorite. Is it? Yeah. Mmm. And a nice good stretch on. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What about... Can you grab me? What about from there? You see it? Here? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Isn't that cute? It's so low. Yeah, I'm like... Like, knead it. Like a little dough ball. Yeah. I may do that to myself when I'm by myself and I have a lot of time. Do you? Yeah. I play with my apron belly right there. You have to. And I love your body. I'm cracked. All right. So, I kind of lied. There's one more. There's one more place we didn't put cake. Where is that? Our Tootsies. Oh, it's gonna be fun. All right. You ready to put some cake on our feet? Absolutely. I'm ready too. It's gonna be fun and squishy, just like when you squish my belly. Yes. Can't wait, let's do it. Ready? Yeah. Let's go. Well, surprise. I know. You had another whole ass cake. Nice and pristine, isn't it? Not for long. I know. I mean, I think he wants to see something. Definitely. Yeah. Got a nice, nice up close and personal. Oh yeah, with my feet. Mm-hmm. Let me grab my belly real quick. Oh, my God. Ready? Am I aiming good? Mm-hmm. Are you ready? Yeah. Oh. Nice. Oh, look at it go through your toes. I love it. That's hot. Mm-hmm. Squishing in there. How's it going? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like so soft. Is it? It feels like I have like a nice little cloud around your toes. Uh-huh. Mm. Squish. Mm. Yeah. Mm. He's going to get to wipe that off too. Oh yeah, he is. Because someone's got clean it. It might as well be him. Yeah. Absolutely. Ready? Mm. There we go. Nice and slow and deep. Mm. It's like if there's enough, it would be like a little massage. I just put it in the zombies. Yeah. We're having a little cake party down here. Yeah. You know, get down there and start eating too. Yeah. You have a lot of work to do. All that cake. So much cake. Come on. Get it. Mmm, ooh look at all that squishy cake. Right. Come on, come here, you have a job to do. What do you think his job's gonna be? To like every toe, make sure all that's clean and then to like all of the clumps of cake that have pressed onto your foot, on the bottom of your foot, he's gonna look it clean. He he he, you better do a good job. I don't even wanna see frosting. No? No. You're gonna be down there for a long time. All off. Better make us happy. Or else we're gonna kick you out. Eat up. Come on, suck on the toes. There you go. Now you have to collect the tops of them. That looks everywhere. Everywhere. Well, this has been fun and all with you, but she invited me over, so I want to spend some time with her. You've done your job. And you did OK. I'm not impressed. So you can crawl out on all fours while we laugh at you. Bye. That was the fun. We laugh. Yeah. Thank you.