If The Dick Don't Fit, You Must Acquit

Okay, thank you so much for coming in last minute today. I know you didn't really have too much of a choice, but I was assigned your file today. We're supposed to go over your border crimes because we do have a recent update. Let's see here what you are being prosecuted for. Okay, so it looks like we have a public wanking at the Canadian border. Let's see what we got going on here for our witness statements. okay and one of our witnesses said and I quote from you asking if you could glaze their beaver tail clever one clever one I see what you got going on there well we did take a second look into your case over the weekend and I have some good news and I have some bad news. Good news, we decided to take some of the samples that we had from the scene and put them through our machine and retest them because we did subpoena your medical records and we have those to back up further evidence. After we tested those swabs from the scene, we noticed that the sperm had a extremely large sperm count which after looking at your medical records doesn't really link up with what we have going on here because it says that you had a vasectomy three years ago does that sound correct yeah okay well you know good news for you and I hate to say it for us but it looks like you are not the person that we were looking for for this crime and that our witness statements are not correct I couldn't be more apologetic about this I'm sorry that we had this misunderstanding you I guess you're free to leave yeah you're free to leave oh oh yeah what am I thinking what am I thinking let me go ahead and get these off of you okay one there we go we'll take these there you go you're a free man now I mean gosh how long has it been a couple years just about just under two years man that's that's pretty tough that's I I mean is there anything that we can do like I'm really sorry about this you know I don't want you to come back and have to sue her anything like that I mean was it lonely in there for those two years I I imagine that you know it's been a really long time since you've gotten to see a naked woman. Yeah well I think there's maybe one thing that we could do that would make the situation a little bit better for the both of us. Now I know it's a little bit of a crazy idea but I can't help but notice that you've got a pretty big package here that you've been storing in the prison. I don't know, I bet you're probably one of the inmates' favorites, weren't you? No, I'm just joking with you, but I think that there is something more here that we could do. You said it's been a couple years since you've listened to see a girl? What do you think if I stripped down for you and showed you what one was like? Well, here at Homeland Security, we really don't want you to have a bad taste in your mouth. so I think there is something that I could do to sweeten up the deal a little bit for you are you picking up what I'm putting down let me make it a little bit more obvious for you oh you like what you say Oh, I can't believe it's been almost two years since you've gotten touch any titties How about you give them a little feel Oh, yeah They feel nice Yeah, should I take it all the way off for you? Oh, yeah Oh, my gosh I can just see you getting harder for me It's been too long since you've had a woman please you Oh my god, yes You're already getting me so wet I wonder if I could see a little bit more of you Let me come around and see what we got going on well let's go ahead and see what you've been hiding from us these last couple years oh my gosh oh my gosh why did we ever lock you up In this moment, take ma обратly walking just over the face. After saying that there are both surgesνα�tually been affected yesterday or had lasted about 30 minutes. Wow. Quelquus e many everything else is well farmer. Oh my gosh, yes. We should have checked on your case a lot sooner. are We punched in Chickets Just oh Wow oh haha So film you down uh It Thomas Mmm. You like how sloppy I am with your cock? Yeah? Oh I bet they didn't treat you this good in prison. Oh my god, you taste so fucking good. Immrrmm, mmmm mixed with garlic mmmmm mmm Mmm mmm Ah ah Oh my god. Are you ready to try my beaver tail? Yeah. Let's get this all the way off first. Like what you see? Yeah. Now come over here and talk to me about the whole... Oh, are you ready to fuck a pussy for the first time again? Oh my god. Mmm, fuck yes. Fuck, you're so big. Oh my god. Oh, I just know the other inmates loved you. Oh my god, yes. Oh, five. Oh, fuck, you're so deep. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, you feel my pussy typing around your cock. Oh yes. Lord, I just feel so good in my tight little holes. Oh. Mm-hmm. Oh, mm-hmm. Oh. Mm-hmm. Oh. Fuck. Oh my god, yes. He was nice and slow. Give me every last inch. Oh my god. You like my ass? I bet you've had your ass fucked a lot in the last couple years. Mmm, maybe you wanna fuck one yourself. Mmm, what do you think? Oh, fuck. Mmm, you think you wanna fuck my ass? Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Oh, fuck yes. Mmm, let me grab a little bit more lube and then I'm gonna slide you right in. Oh yes Just put it right there on my ass Oh my god Just put the tip in nice and slow Oh my god Just nice and slow Get that ass stretched out for you Oh, fuck that's tight. Oh my god, my ass fucked in so long. Oh, my god, you just fit so perfectly in my tight little ass. Oh my god, yes. Oh, fight. Fight. Oh, fuck you, Soti. Oh, yeah. oh my god oh I think the other inmates might miss you I don't know if you're fucking their ass or if they're fucking yours why are you doing just such a good job oh my god Oh my god, just keep fucking my ass right there. Oh my god, yes! Oh, my God. God, you cock is just so fucking big. Oh, my God. Oh, yes, it's right there. Oh, you treat my little ass so fucking good. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, you just grab me and plug me in. Oh, my God, pull it up nice and soft. Oh, fuck. What do you think? Should I ride your cock for a little bit? Oh, yeah. Hmm. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God. Your cock feels so good. Stretching out all my holes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh my god, you love watching my titties bounce in your face, will I fuck you? Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Bye. Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, I can feel you hitting right at my G-spat. Oh, you're so fucking good. Oh my god. Oh, you're just such a fucking perfect fit for all my holds. Oh. Mmm. Oh. Fuck yes. Oh my god, I love watching you fuck me. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, look at that just disappear deep inside me. Fuck, that's so hard. Oh my god, yes. oh my god yes oh my god oh my god right there I'm gonna fucking come yeah you want me to come when you fucking come oh my god yes I'm fucking oh my god yes oh my god God, you made me cum so fucking hard. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my God, yes. Oh my God. You like playing with my titties? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, fuck, yes, just nice and deep in me. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God. Oh my god, you're gonna get a fucking gun again. Yes, right there. That's perfect. Yes, that's perfect. Fuck yes. Oh, I'm free. Oh my god, yes. Fucking wearing on your back so much. Oh my god, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. You want to taste my pussy? Want to taste all the cum off of me? Oh my god, yes. Just get right in there. Oh, fuck. Yes, I want you to eat my pussy and my ass. Oh, so you're going to fuck my ass even more. Fuck, yes. Oh my god, yes, right there. Oh my god, my pussy is so sensitive. after coming oh oh my god just get in there Fuck, your tongue feels so good deep inside me. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm just looking straight to open that hole in my feet inside. Yes. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, that's my pussy face. Oh, it tastes so good looking on my camera. Oh, my God. Mmm. Fuck. Oh my god, yes. Oh. Oh my god. God, you're so fucking good with your tongue. Oh my god, yes. Right there on my clip. Yes. Oh my god, you're so fucking amazing. Yes. Oh. Mmm. Oh, my God. Oh, you like it when I pack my ass up on your face? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Mmm. Oh, yes. Oh, my God, you just make such a fucking mess out of me. Oh. um hmm oh my Oh my god. You're so fucking mean. Oh my god. You ready for me to ride your pack some more? Oh there you go you did it for me oh that's just what I wanted oh my god yes oh my god Oh my gosh. Fuck, how is this for a sorry? Oh my gosh, yes. Oh, God, it feels so good having to go in and out of my tight little ass. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, this grew up. Fuck me, guys. Oh, my God. Oh my god, Yus. God, I can't believe I'm taking your fat cocky inside my holes. Oh my god, Yus. You're so fucking amazing. Oh. Oh my goodness... Ohhh my.. Oh my god. It's so fucking hot watching your cat with you inside me. Oh my god. Yes. Oh. Mmm. Oh. oh Oh imperfect oh Oh my god, yes. Oh, I just plumped it so deep inside of me. Oh, yeah. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, I love how you get my ass. Yes, why? Oh my god, yes. Fuck, I can't get enough of your cup. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking come. Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. I'm coming so fucking hard on you guys. Oh my god. Bye. Oh my god. Fuck yeah. Oh my god. I want you to fuck me somewhere. Yes please. Oh my god, yes. Fuck, put it back in. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god, you fuck my ass so good. Oh fuck, yes. Oh my god, just with nice slow tear strokes in my tight little ass. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh. Yes. Oh my god. Yes, just like that. Fuck, I can feel my pussy getting wetter while you fuck my ass. Oh my god, yes. Yes, please. Why? Oh my god, it feels so good having you play with my clit. I'm having you play with my clit. Oh my god, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god, yes. Bye. Oh my god, I feel so fucking easy. Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god, yes. Oh, I just, I did it. I was so fucking good. Oh my god, yes. Fuck. Oh my god, you just look so fucking hot having you fuck my ass. Oh my god, yes. Fuck. Oh my god, you're so fucking deep. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. Bye. Oh my god, you're stretching me out so good. Oh my god. I bet you didn't know this would be how you're spending your first day out of jail. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. You're so fucking deep. Oh my god. oh my god yes oh my god oh my god I love you when you fucked my ass Oh my gosh, I just found that tight little head. Oh my god. That feels so fucking amazing. Oh my god. It looks so good. I mean, you stretch out my ass. Oh my god. when she's giving me every last inch of your car. Oh, my slutty little wet holes. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh. Mm. Yes. Oh. Mm. Five. Oh, my God. Yes. Five. Yes. Oh, my God. I love it when you tease me with the tits. Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, just give me more. Yes. Oh my god, I can't get enough of your cock. Oh yes. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god, you just keep fucking my ass just like that. Oh my god, that feels so fucking amazing. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. Oh, if I wasn't mistaken, I think you were practicing this the last couple years. Oh my god, yes. I just pinned my legs back and fuck my ass, yes. Oh my god. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. God, it feels so fucking good. Oh, my God. You just all the way in. Oh, my God. Oh my god, that's so good. Oh my god, you're so good at fucking eye ass. Oh. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes. Fuck! Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Just fucking use my tight little hole. Yeah. Oh my god, it grips your cock so fucking tight. Oh my god, yes. Yeah. Oh my god, I love you. Just pin me down and use me. Oh yeah. Yes, please. Yes, please just give me your cock. Oh, fuck. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, I could have you in my ass all night. Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. Oh fuck. Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Don't stop. Don't stop fucking my ass. Oh my god, yes. Oh fuck. Because you're so fucking deep. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, I've never had my ass fuck this tea before. Oh my god, yes. Yes, yes. Oh fuck, yes. Yes. Fuck. Oh my god, it hurts. It feels so fucking good. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yes. Oh, my gosh, yes. God, you feel so good in my house. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. That's so deep. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. Yes, yes. Oh my god. Oh fuck, my ass is gripping your cock so fucking tight. Oh my god, yes. Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Put my fucking tight ass. Oh, yes. Oh my god, you're making me fucking whimper for more. Oh, yes. Yes, please. Bye. Oh my god, Yuz. Oh, what do you think? You want to cum on my beaver or cum on my face? Yeah. Oh, you want to cum on my face? Oh, Yuz, I want you to pump your cock in my ass until you cum all over my face. Why would you paint my pretty little face and glasses full of your cum? Mm-hmm. Yes, please. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, I can't wait to feel your cum all over my face. Oh, you want to cum all over my pretty little glasses? Oh, yes, please. Oh, my God. Just plumped your fucking cum all over me. Yeah. Oh, you got two years worth of cum to put all over my face. Oh my god, yes. Yes, please. Oh my god, yes, please give it to me. Yes, please, please, please. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. Well, I think we better keep these for extra evidence. Just in case if we want to run a third sample. You never know. You never know. I mean, what do you even have planned after this? Where are you going to go? You're kidding. back to the border. Well I better not catch you doing anything like that ever again.