How I Get Your Mother

♪♪ -$1.00 One second! Hey! Oh. Oh, okay, so I'm assuming these flowers are not for me. Well, it's good to see you. Yeah, um, so you're my stepdaughter's new boyfriend, right? Oh, okay. Well, she is not here right now, but you're more than... I know, I know. But that's really sweet of you, though. If you want to come inside, it's really cold. I'll put those in a vase for you until she gets here. Alright, come on. And these are just beautiful. Let's set that right here. Oh, let me get your jacket. Here, let me set that to the side for you. Ah. Um, well, I'm sorry that I came to the door dressed like this. Really? Well, I was getting ready for bed, so... So, tell me how you met my stepdaughter to start with. Uh-huh. That's so cute! Well, I was a little bit worried about her. She's been going through a lot, as you know, I'm sure. And I'm just glad I got to meet you one-on-one. You seem like a really nice guy. You're welcome. You have good taste in flowers. These are my favorite flowers, too. I don't know if she told you that. Just something we have in common. So she should be home in maybe like an hour. So it'll just be you and I for a little bit, if that's okay. So you are comfortable with that, right? Okay. Do you mind? You're doing me a favor since you're here. I just got a pedicure. And I got my nails done. Really cute, right? I didn't know if you would mind taking off my shoes. My feet really hurt. I know it's kind of complicated. I might take you a second, but thank you. It's killing me. Heels are not comfy. They're just pretty, right? Am I right? Here, don't forget this one. So nice of you to come over. All dressed up with your little flowers. I'm just going to rest them up here. They kind of hurt. I'm just going to rest everything. So what do you want to talk about? I think there's maybe one thing we could do to keep you occupied. Before she gets here, at least. Because we have plenty of time. You know. Do you mind me getting a little closer? So happy to meet you, and you are so nice. And I'm glad that I can meet you before she gets here, myself. I'm sorry I'm touching you too much. Sorry. I'm sure you came from a long way just to get all the way over here. So maybe I can just kind of warm you up for when she gets here? If you're okay with that? Oh, sorry. I don't think you'll mind, do you? Oh! Do you want to see what's under here? I thought you might. It's really pretty, actually. Honestly, I mean if you want my honest opinion, right? I think you need a woman, like a full woman in your life. Not so much my stepdaughter. I know you know what I mean. I just, you know, I can show you. Like how nice they are so you can get an idea of what a woman is like. You can touch them. Yes, come on. See, aren't those nice? They're really heavy though. Mm-hmm. That's really good like that there. I can tell you really like those. Because you're getting hard. 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