From the Vault: Can You Help Me With My Car?

Oh, hi! Sorry. Can I help you? Oh, please tell me it's not the minivan. Oh, okay, well, there's a whole slew of issues, and I'm pretty much thinking it's electrical at this point, so it's probably not going to be done until fingers crossed about three. But there's no way this is your minivan, right? Like, you're hot and young and very muscular. Like, this can't be your car. It is? Okay, well, I guess, you know, you don't look like you drive a minivan, and I guess I don't look like I'm a mechanic, so, you know, you and I are both breaking stereotypes, I guess, at this point. So, you know, I don't really have a waiting room or magazines, but do you have any ideas on how we can pass the time until it's ready? I think I can find a few. You don't have to be shy. My boss isn't here. There's no one but you, me, and the minivan. And I don't think the minivan's going to say anything. What do you think? Like my big titties in your face? You work out. Oh my god. So your hard cock through your pants? I think you like what you see. You might be breaking your car a lot more often to come back and see me, huh? I hope your wife doesn't mind. Hopefully she won't get mad. Trust me, I'll make you forget all about her in just a second. You suck. I'm sorry. Oh, let me see. Oh. Oh, look at this hard fucking cock through your pants. Oh my god. I haven't had a cock this big in ages. What, are you trying to rip through your jeans? Ah, big giant titties. I think you'd think of something else to put in between these tits, right? I'm very handy. Would you mind if I start sucking your cock? Pretty please? I've worked so hard on your car. I think I deserve it. Pretty please? I promise you'll love it. I won't tell if you don't. Oh my god! Look at this big fucking cock! Stroking your yummy fucking cock. Oh my god, it's so big I need two hands to stroke it. Can I put it in my mouth? Pretty please? Oh my god! Holy shit! Choked me with this big fucking cock! Luckily I'm used to making a mess and being covered in dirt and oil. Now I'm gonna be covered in my spit and hopefully every last drop of your fucking karma. I'm sure I have a rag around here somewhere I can help clean up. I'm used to dealing with crank shafts but not this kind of shaft. Oh shit! I'll set my pretty face with your gorgeous cock. I told you I could do a good job. Not just good with my hands, I'm good with my mouth too. Let's see what other things I'm good with. Such a dirty girl making a mess. I'm going to have to clean this up. Such a dirty girl making a mess. I'm going to have to clean this up. Such a dirty girl making a mess. I'm going to have to clean this up. Oh, fuck yes. Making such a mess. My boss is going to be wondering why I'm looking like this. Oh, look how big your cock is. Oh my god. Holy shit. Get that two-handed cock. Fucking love it, yes. I like that you can shove me a, somebody shoving their cock down my throat. I'm going to make a mess, do I have something right here? Oh, my dirty little slut. This makes me good at my job. Struck this cock. Oh my god, I love feeling how hard you are on my hand. Stroking your balls and cock at the same time. I'm really good at multitasking. You know what? I want to fill your lips against mine. They're nice, big, plump, and juicy. Mmm. Mmm, you taste so good. Mmm. Mmm. Ahh. Mmm. I feel your cock getting even harder in my hands. I didn't know that was possible. Mmm, I want you to beg for my little fucking pussy. I want you to beg to fuck me. Mmm, for my tight little cunt wrapping around your gorgeous fucking cock. Mmm, it's so tight and warm and wet. Mmm, I think you've been a good boy. I think you deserve it. Mmm. You want it? You want me? You want me? Come and get it. Hold on. I know these don't leave much to the imagination. Mmm. You know I'm a slut because I'm wearing red. Mmm. Pull those little shorts down. What a big red hand print left on these little ass cheeks. Ah. Ooh. Pull it down. Ah. Wow. Is that the little ass? It's not that big, but it has a great personality. As you will soon find out. You ready to fuck me? Yeah. Spread it to the side just in case my boss comes home. Okay. Here we go. Ah. Yeah. Slide it right in there. Ah. Oh yeah, let's get it nice and wet. Oh, right in there. Oh, fuck! Ah. Right there. My pussy's so fucking tight. Oh, there we go. Ah. Oh, fuck! Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, stretch out that little fucking cunt with that big dick. Oh my God, yes! Ah. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Ah, in and out of that tight little fuckhole. Yeah. Oh my God. Stretch me out. Feels like your cock's gonna come out of my mouth, holy shit. Ah. Ah, these big titties bouncing. Ah, shit, yes. Ah, you're so strong. Able to hold me and fuck me at the same time. Ah. I'm never gonna talk shit about man-to-drive minivans ever again. Ah, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm so fucking wet. There's dripping pussy juice all over your cock. Oh, shit, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Ah. Oh, yes. Oh, making my legs shake. Fuck. Yeah, yeah. Oh, just like that. You know how to fuck me. You know everything I fucking want. I don't even have to say anything. You just know. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, keep fucking me. Oh, my God. I've never done this before. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know what? Let me take these little panties off. Ooh. Oh, here we go. Ooh. Mm, I smell like my little pussy. Here, smell. Ah. Now where were we? Mm. Oh, yeah. Oh. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Oh. Ah. Oh, my God. Mm. Ah. Oh. Mm. Oh, shit. I think I took too much. Stuff this back in my mouth. Oh, shit. Yeah, you fuck me. You fuck me. Oh, yeah. Ah. Oh, here. Let me turn around. Mm. Like my little ass? Mm. Big red hand print all over it. Mm. Oh, rough little pussy. This is dripping wet! Fuck! Mm. Here we go. Oh, slide that big dick at me. Yeah. Oh, fuck! Yeah. Get it nice and open. Open up that little fucking cunt. Oh, shake it. Oh. Fuck yeah! Oh! Holy shit! Yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh, fuck! Oh! Oh, yes! Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah, get rid of these big fucking titties. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, slam easy. Fuck, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh, yeah! Oh, give me that fucking cock. Give it to me. Yes! Grab one of these titties. They're your fucking tits. Oh, I'm yours. Every inch of me is fucking yours. Use me. Oh, I'm your dirty little fuck doll. Yes! Oh, fuck, yes! Oh! Oh, shit! You know everything that my body fucking wants. Yes! Oh, smack that cock in front of me. Yes, yes, yes! Oh! Oh, shit, yes! Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes! Oh, shit! Oh, God, you've got some big and hard butt. Oh, my God. Oh, shit! Do I fuck better than those soccer moves? I like to think I do. Oh, shit, yes! Oh, my God! Oh, God, you're so good. You're so good. Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh. You're so good. Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my! Oh, my God, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, my pussy's fucking yours. It's your fucking pussy. Oh, use me. Oh, keep fucking me like this, it might take you longer to fix your car. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, the noises you make about me, oh, my God. Oh, look at these giant fucking tits bouncing, where you slam that cock in and out of me, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. I love looking back and seeing you fuck me. Oh, that big smile on your face. Oh, you're making me fucking scream with that dick in me. Fuck. Oh, oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, you're not a pretty cock, are you, mate? No pretty little slut? Oh, just taking your big dick like a good little whore? I bet you didn't picture this when you came to pick up your car, did you? You brought your wife at home because I'm waiting for you to come back. Instead, you're balling steak in my tight little fucking hut? Oh, shit. Oh, you! Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, yes. You know just what this pissing was? I think you've done this before. I'm not the first mechanic in fucked LA. You're goddamn the best, though. Oh, your stupor is so pussy-wet. Oh, yes, teeth, that little hole. Stretching out that tight little slit. Oh, my God. Oh, shit, yes! Oh, yes, give it to me. Give it to me, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit, yes. Big red handprint on this little fucking ass, yes. Yes. Oh, rub my little asshole. Don't tell anyone I'm a dirty little slut. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, God, your cock was made to be inside of my little cunt. Oh, I'm gonna crave it every second of the day from now on. Oh, shit. Today's a good day at work. I didn't expect this to happen when I opened up shop this morning. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Fuck me nice and slow like that. Oh, yeah. It's teasing my pussy. I wanna feel every inch of your cock go in and out of the little hole. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Her cock is covered in all of my pussy juice. Oh, my God. Mmm. You got a little taste of that. You got a little taste of my pussy. Do you want some more? Plenty more where that came from. I want you addicted to my little cunt the way I'm addicted to your cock. Mmm. I'm not done with you yet. You better not be done with me. Mmm. If you fuck me extra well, I might just let you come all over my pretty little face. You have to be really good, though. Mmm. Oh, give me that fucking cock. Oh, yes. Fuck. Now I see why you wanted a minivan. All this extra space in the back. Instead of soccer balls, though, you just have a giant slut back here. Check out these soccer balls, though. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, shit, that feels good. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit, yes. Oh, fuck, I love watching that big dick go in and out of this little fucking pussy. Oh, my God, yes. Stretch out that little hole with that big dick. Yes, yes. Oh, fuck. I don't know how this big dick fits in this tiny little hole. Oh, yes, stretch that little guy. Fuck, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit, yes. Oh, God. These big titties bouncing everywhere. Fuck me. These tits bouncing everywhere. I'm going to get a black eye with these giant tits. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Your wife's one lucky lady. Have you ever fucked her in the back of a minivan before? I hope your car keeps breaking down and you keep having to come back to me. Oh, yes. Oh, shit, yes. Oh, stroking in my cock. Oh, yeah, I keep stroking in the cock. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God, I love watching that big dick go in and out of me. Holy shit. Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Yeah. So good. So good, yes, yes, yes. Oh, you keep giving me that cock. Oh, shit, yes. Oh, you're a machine. You can just fuck me nonstop. Oh, you're just a fuck machine. I don't know what I did to deserve this. Oh, I know I want more. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Okay, let me stroke your fucking cock. Let me tease you. Let me kiss you. Let me tease you. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, get this glistening cock all covered in my cunt juice. Mmm, it tastes so good. Oh, let me stroke your cock nice and slow. Mmm, oh, does it feel good? I have really soft hands for a mechanic, don't I? Oh, yes. Let me stroke this gorgeous fucking cock. Mmm, tastes like my little cunt. Oh, let me stroke you. Oh my god, you're so hard. Oh, oh shit. Let me suck the dick of these big fucking titties. Oh, let me tease you. Mmm, the tip of my nipple on the tip of your cock. Oh, here we go. Right here. Look at my big titties swallowing up your dick. Yes, massage that cock all over these tits. Oh, shit, yes. My tits are all covered in spit. Hopefully in a little bit they'll be covered in your hot cum. But you have to be a good boy, though. You have to keep fucking me. Make your cock disappear between these giant fucking titties. Oh, yes. I can play with your cock for hours and hours. And I just might. This is stroking this gorgeous cock. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Oh, you miss my little pussy? Oh, let's get you back in here. Oh, yes. Right in here. Oh, my God. Oh, stuff my little cunt full of that dick. Oh, yes. Oh, my ears. Oh, yes. Oh, it feels so good. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. I just like that fuck. Oh, you know just what this little pussy wants. Oh, my God. Fuck. Yes. Oh, my God. My pussy's so fucking happy. Oh, I'm so glad your van broke down. I might not do a great job at fixing it, so you have to come back. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Now nice and slow. That feels so good. Just feeling every inch of your big dick stretch out my little hole. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Fuck, that feels so good. Oh, you're so good at this. Oh, man, yes. Oh, ah. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, yeah. Just like that. Don't stop. Oh, don't fucking stop. Oh, you. Don't stop. And now, you're teasing that little fucking pussy. Don't stop until you make me fucking cum. I want to cum all over your fucking cock. And my pussy get nice and tight and squeeze around you. Oh, fuck you. Don't stop just like that. Fuck you. You. Stop. Fuck. Oh, you. Oh, fuck. Holy shit. Oh, fuck. You know what? I'm gonna ride you. Give me that cock. Oh my god. Yes. Oh, shit. Oh, it's nice to see someone else on their back in this body shop for a change besides me. Except I think you're having way more fun than I normally have. Oh, fuck, yes. And my tit's bouncing in your face. Hopefully I don't give you a black eye with them. Oh, shit, yes. Stretch out this little pussy fuck. Look at it going in and out. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's crying back and forth on that big dick. Oh, oh, shit. Hitting all the right spots. Oh, it's going to my butt. It feels so good inside me. Just my pussy swelling up every inch of your cock. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. I love it. Oh, yeah. Shit. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, my. Oh, yeah, just like that. Getting you nice and deep in this little fucking pussy. Oh, shit, yes. Oh, crying back and forth, teasing this little pussy. Oh, shit. Yeah, fuck. Oh, I feel so good. Oh, these big titties in your face. Oh, I bet you can't wait to cum all over them, can you? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, these big tits bouncing back. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, give me that fucking cock and this little fuckle, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, grind this little pussy against that big fucking cock. Oh, yeah, hitting all the right spots. Oh, fuck. Oh, you like making me scream, don't you? You like making me squeal in bed for more. Oh, oh, fuck. Can't wait to beg for your cum. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, shit, yeah. Oh, you like my big tits in your face, don't you? Oh, oh, oh. You've been such a good boy fucking the shit out of me. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, this is so good. Just like that. Oh, I'm just rubbing my clit against you. I'm just using you. Using you to make me feel good, but... Look at this giant titty's butt. Oh, oh, oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, holy shit, yes. Oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my god, yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my god. Oh, I'm gonna stroke your cock. Oh, I can't wait for a big hot load of your cock for me. Oh, I want you to drain these balls all over my pretty little whore face and all over these big fucking titties. Oh, it's gonna feel so good for you. Oh, I want you to drain these gorgeous fucking balls. Oh, holy shit, yes. Oh, I need it, I need your fucking cum. I want it all over my pretty face and in my mouth and on my big fucking titties. I fucking need it, I want it, I crave your fucking cum. I've worked so hard for this cum, it's mine and I fucking want it. Give me all of that hot jizz. Oh, I want to fill up hot it is all over my face, all over my tongue and all over my titties. Give me all that hot fucking cum. Ahhhh. Mmmmm. I don't want to waste a single fucking drop. Mmmmm. So fucking delicious. Mmmmm. You know what, I should probably get back to fixing your car. We wouldn't want your wife getting mad at you now, would we?