Archer XXX Parody: Sploosh

Archer come in you read me Damn it Krieger. I thought this shit was supposed to work better Archer it's Lana. Can you come in? I know I'm freezing. That's right. Oh That's it I'll just use the tracker in his cane I'll find you dumbass I It's about freakin time No, I don't even want to hear it do you know how hard it is to roundhouse guards dress like this Keep it in your pants. We have a mission to do here. What is it? We're looking for again the last sex tape starring your mother or something Wait, don't even tell me Come on don't just stand there. Whoop who knows what Mallory has is working on but let's go Seriously Archer are you making a drink right now? You know the thing I was talking about you gotta start taking these missions more seriously How am I even being paid less than you I'm literally wet with jealousy You know what this kind of reminds me of Switzerland You know this such a long time ago, I know we were in the heat of the moment Something about being on a mission I Think we can have a moment to ourselves But only this one time last time and then we are back to our mission I know you like them Just like switching I'm sure it was nothing This is your mission right now Oh yes yes I want you to explore all the insides of me Oh yes yes yes Oh yes Yes yes Arjun yes Yeah yeah Oh yes yes Yes yes yes Oh my gosh Oh yes Oh it feels so good I know it's a really intense mission I can't help myself Oh my god Oh yes Yes look at those boobs These are the big guns right here Oh yes That's your big spider inside me Oh yes Yes yes Oh yes Big gun Oh yes Yes yes So good Oh yes Yes yes Okay I think we're good Oh yes Oh yes yes Yes yes Oh yes yes Shh Oh yes Ah yes Shh The gun's out the way Archer Shh I can't watch those titties bounce in your face Shh Oh yes Ah yes Give it to me Titties in your face Oh yes Titties all in your face Doesn't this feel like switcher then Oh yes So loud Ah yes Ah yes yes yes Something about these emissions Just makes me feel so horny Just makes me wanna forget Whatever we were looking for Ah yes My entire body Is gripping all over you Yes yes yes Oh yes Mmm yes Yes yes yes Ah yes Ah it feels so good Oh it feels so good Oh make me come again Yes come again Yes yes yes yes yes yes Yes oh you're gonna make me Fucking come again Ah yeah Yes fuck I'm coming Oh yes Ah yes Yes just play with those nipples that are in your face Yes oh yes Oh fuck Oh fuck yes Oh my god Yes yes yes Oh fuck Yes fuck Oh my god Yes yes yes yes Right there right there Right there yeah Yeah yes Fuck right there Fuck fuck fuck Oh yes Yes yes Oh my god I'm coming Oh yes My juice is all over Oh yes Kiss all over my nipples Can you hear that Okay Ah yes Oh yes Yes yes yes Oh yes Touch those titties Yes yes Oh yes Mm that feels so good when you touch all over my titties You really cup them good You like that All on your face like that Ah yes I love it when you touch my titties as I bounce all over you Oh yes yes yes Oh I feel so good I can touch Baby Yes yes yes yes Yes yes Oh my god yes You make me come again Give it to me Yes I bounce all over you I know It is all in your face Oh yes Ah yes Oh fuck yes yes Oh fuck yes Oh yes Yes let me become Yes yes yes Ah yes Fuck I gotta go Yes yes I'm going I'm going Oh my god yes yes yes yes Oh my god Oh my god you just made me feel again Oh my god Mm so good Do you know what Mm I think it's time For you to taste this pussy Oh yes come a little closer For you to taste this pussy Oh yes Oh yes spread it open yes Fuck yes it's so good Oh yes Give me a little bit of that tongue Oh yes yes play with that fucking clit Oh yes Mm give me more of that tongue Oh yes Fuck yes like all over my fucking Pretty little butthole Yes fuck Oh yes Give it to me Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yes yes Like all over me Oh that tongue feels so fucking good Yes yes Grab that fucking ass and spread that Fucking pussy open yes Oh fuck yes I'm gonna get deeper inside my Fucking pussy Mm yeah Taste all of my juices yes Mm ah Yes oh my god So good oh Yes yes Give me all over you Oh it feels so good Yes like all over me Yes ah Yeah yeah Mm yes Mm ah Ah fuck Oh my god Mm yeah Oh yes yes yes yes Oh my god it feels so good Ah ah Oh yes the tongue feels so good Ah ah Oh yes Ah fuck yes baby Fuck yes yes yes Ah ah Mm ah Ah ah Ah yes Yes oh yeah Oh baby yes yes yes Ah yeah mm hmm Mm hmm yeah Oh my god yeah right there Oh right there right there fuck I'm almost there Oh yes deeper with your fucking tongue Yes yes ah ah Oh my god fuck Ah yes yes yes I'm coming Oh fuck Ah ah Oh my god fuck Fuck it feels so good Oh my god Fuck it feels so good Ah yes I want you back inside me again I want you back inside me Mm yeah Oh yes Mm fuck It's so fucking good Oh fuck Yeah yeah yeah Oh yes Mm so fuck Oh yes Oh yeah Oh shit Fuck yeah Oh yes Yeah yeah Oh fuck right there Oh my god Fuck fuck fuck yes right there Oh my god Fuck it made me cum again Oh yeah Mm yes Mm yeah Oh yeah It feels so good Mm yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh it feels so good It's like Oh fuck Oh yes those deep strokes Mm yeah Oh yeah give me those deep strokes Oh yes Oh yeah Oh yes Oh fuck Oh yeah Oh yes Yeah yeah Oh yes Oh fuck Oh yeah Mm yeah Oh yes yes yes Oh yeah Oh yes Oh fuck yes right there Oh fuck Oh my god yes Yeah yeah Do you really need the fucking cane? Like what the fuck Archer fuck Oh yes Right there Oh yes right there Fuck yeah Oh it feels so good Oh my god yes Fuck it let me come on you Oh yeah Oh fuck Yeah yeah Oh yeah Oh yes Oh fuck Oh shit Oh fuck Oh oh oh Oh my god yes Mmm yeah Oh fuck yes Yes yes Mmm yeah Oh yes Oh my god fuck Oh yeah Mmm yeah Oh yeah Come a little closer Mmm yeah Oh yes Oh my god It feels so good Oh yes Mmm hmm Oh yeah I can feel my pussy laugh Oh yeah Mmm yeah Oh yeah Oh fuck Oh shit Oh fuck Yes yes yes yes Yes yes Oh my god Oh yes yes Fuck yes Yes fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Oh my god yes I'm gonna cry Oh yes I'm fucking coming yes Oh yes Oh you know what baby I want you to turn me around Mmm yes I want it from the back Waiting for a pit inside me Oh yes Fuck oh my god Oh that feels so good Oh my god I feel like we interview Deep inside me What the fuck What the where did you get those Oh my god Oh you're such A dumbass Get rid of those Now that's what I'm talking about Oh fuck yes Mmhmm Oh yes Oh my god Yes it feels so good Mmhmm keep going just like that Oh yeah just like that Yeah just like that Oh yes Let me pull out Let me stick it back in Mmhmm yeah Oh yes Deep inside of me Oh fuck yes Oh yes Let me push it so much Mmhmm Oh come on Don't tease me Mmhmm yes Oh yes Mmhmm yeah Oh yes Mmhmm Oh fuck Oh right there Fuck yes Mmhmm oh yes Oh fuck Yes right there Oh my god I'm so fucking good Yeah yeah yes Oh I'm so wet So wet Oh my god yes Oh fuck Mmhmm Oh fuck yes Mmhmm Mmhmm yeah Oh fuck Oh my god fuck Yes yes oh my god Ah yes Mmhmm Oh yes Mmhmm yeah Mmhmm Mmhmm yeah Mmhmm Ah yeah Yeah oh shit Yes yes Fuck oh my god It feels so good Mmhmm Oh yes uh huh Right there oh fuck yes Yes yes I want you to fuck me until you come Come All over me Come all over my face Mmhmm yeah Mmhmm Mmhmm yeah Yes you do I want you to fucking come all over my face Yes yes yes yes yes Ah yeah Mmhmm Ah yeah Yeah come all over me Ah yes give me Yeah yeah Oh yes yes Ah ha ha Ah yes I think it got everywhere Oh Archer Mmhmm Mmhmm yeah Oh yeah Mmhmm I think we should get out of here I don't think there's anything here Wait a minute Did you hear that sound? Oh I think they're coming Let's get ready Mmhmm I can't see a fucking cunt in my body